Team Baby Bruce
Derived from the results of a gamma radiation overdose, the incredible
hulk apparently rented a really weird looking car/golf cart and later shrunk
it. The car, being induced with further gamma radiation, changes from
mild-mannered golf cart (oh yeah, the incredible hulk drives golf carts,
balla!) to mechanical can movement and golf-ball picking up robot of doom!
However, due to the gamma radiation the cart’s…eye?…became infected and as a
result has to wear a cardboard hat to protect it from the sun’s dangerous uv
rays.
These are the origins of the Baby Bruce, or so we’re told…
The Baby Bruce primarily consists of a rack-and-pinion “claw” induced
with radioactive glory used to crush its enemies. However, having no enemies
the Baby Bruce is left with only a coke can to destroy (oh, and by destroy we
really mean relocate to a different portion of the course). The purpose of this
to this day remains a mystery…
Once
picking up the can the Baby Bruce begins its dangerous trek across flat
linoleum flooring with no dangers whatsoever to bring it in front of a white
light, positioned in the center of the course. Having completed this task the
Baby Bruce obtains sustenance through golf balls, reminiscent of the earlier
days when its mild-mannered alter-ego used to chase golf balls. He prefers the
orange golf balls, but if necessary will search out other colors (not really,
but we’re going to say it can…) However, like jelly beans, Baby Bruce refuses
to eat the black golf balls, even if its really, really hungry (who the !@$%
likes licorice?) . To do this Baby Bruce uses mechanical metal
clawy-like-mandibles to hold the golf balls within its massive belly, and
searches for food using a camera and vision processing. Once full, Baby Bruce
returns to his home…or he would, but he’s homeless, and for some reason has
taken a liking to octagonal-circular taped off sections uponst the floor.
In his spare time Baby Bruce enjoys slaying unicorns and making a belt
out of their horns. He also enjoys running over puppies, just for the fun of
it.
Baby Bruce
Technicians/Indentured Servants:
Alex Lorch
Jordan Sneed
Kevin Davis
Tim brDar
When the Rage Meter becomes full Baby Bruce’s alter ego can no longer be
contained…
Before:
After:
HULK SMASH!
Here are some random
pictures of Baby Bruce. View him in all of his glory!!!
